ENFJ: To lead the way for other chickens who seek to live authentically.
INFJ: You couldn’t possibly understand.
ENFP: To go see that shiny object! Want to come with me?
INFP: To better relate to the lived experiences of the many chickens who regularly cross the road.
ENTJ: To make traffic screech to a halt, because I can.
INTJ: Suppose f(x) is a function describing the shortest pathway between my point of origin and my destination that is traversable by a flightless yet sturdy bird, and the road is a closed line segment, AB. As long as there is at least one point of intersection between f(x) and AB, I will need to cross the road to get to my destination.
ENTP: I was hoping you’d ask; I actually have a new theory on this that I was hoping to tell someone about. See, the thing about chickens is…
INTP: Are you sure that the road didn’t cross the chicken?
ESFP: Because there was a car coming and I wanted to see if it would swerve fast enough.
ISFP: I can’t really explain it.
ESFJ: To get to where all the other chickens are.
ISFJ: To perform CPR on the road kill.
ESTJ: Did I tell you to ask me a stupid question?
ISTJ: I was following orders.
ESTP: Someone dared me to.
ISTP: To figure out why the pavement towards the middle of the road looks slightly darker.